Escape from Area 51 (2021)

When conspiracy theorists raid the famous military base Area 51, no one gets in but someone gets out. Sheera, a sexy alien warrior uses a power glitch to escape from captivity at Area 51. Her escape, using a portal gun, sets off an energy signature which attracts the attention of her arch rival Sklarr. Now she must elude Jill, an Area 51 scientist and Sklarr to rescue Kyra, her fellow warrior, and find her way home. —Eric MittlemanWow. Just wow!Yeah, take heed and pay attention to the reviews here for “Escape From Area 51”. Why? Well, because this 2021 sci-fi comedy is exactly as bad as the other reviewers make it out to be. And not bad in the way where it becomes hilarious to watch or enjoy, nay, “Escape From Area 51” was just downright horrible.The storyline told in “Escape From Area 51”, as written by Ted Chalmers, Eric Mittleman and Carlos Perez was just not delivering anything worthwhile, and it was a massive struggle to sit through this poorly written movie, which felt more like a college film class project than an actual movie.Not only was the storyline a swing and a miss, but the characters in the movie were every bit as off target as the storyline was. So that combination didn’t really make for an entertaining movie experience. The dialogue written for the characters matched the characters in pointlessness and stupidity, so that counts for something, I guess. The acting performances were dubious.Then there was the special effects and CGI effects. Boy, that was indeed something else. And not in a good way. The CGI in “Escape From Area 51” was just something you’d see in an early 1990s PC game. I kid you not, it was that lame and bad. It amazes me how something that laughable makes it to the screen in 2021.I managed to suffer through about half of this ordeal of a movie, then I was good and ready to give up on everything. So I left the movie, and I will never return to watch the rest of it, because I was by no means entertained by what transpired on the screen.Director Eric Mittleman took a swing here, but everything fell short of delivering anything worthwhile.My rating of “Escape From Area 51” lands on a one out of ten stars. Don’t waste your time, money or effort on this movie. So of us did, in lesser or greater extend, so you don’t have to.